If you rent dope fiend rentals, you‘re ghetto
If you hit licks in dope fiend rentals, you‘re ghetto
If you‘ve ever had illegal cable, you‘re ghetto
If you get electricity from your neighbors by extension cord, you‘re ghetto
If your name is the name of a car, day of the week, or liquor, you‘re ghetto
If you ever ate sugar sandwiches, you‘re ghetto
If you ever ate syrup sandwiches, you‘re ghetto
If you have a liquor store a block from your elementary school, you‘re ghetto
If your neighborhood store name is “The Store”, you‘re ghetto
If the house next to yours is in ruin and abandoned, you‘re ghetto
If you can walk down the street to see a freshly shot body, you‘re ghetto
If your teacher keeps Visine and cologne for her students, you‘re ghetto
If your rims cost more than your car, you‘re ghetto
If your car cost more than your home, you‘re ghetto
If your school has shoot outs like home coming, you‘re ghetto
If your really empathize with Pac‘s “Dear Mama”, you‘re ghetto
If your family does the electric slide at every get together, you‘re ghetto
If someone you know acts like someone from Friday, you‘re ghetto
If you‘ve spent food stamps to make enough change for your mother’s cigarettes, you‘re ghetto
If you have peeled your homeboys for their lighters, now you have five, you‘re ghetto
If your sister or girlfriend have gunshot and knife wounds but never served in the service, you‘re ghetto
If you use dope fiend’s name at rent-a-center, you‘re ghetto
If you ever paid for sex with a blunt, a fifth of something, or McDonalds, you‘re ghetto
If your rent is forty dollars, and it‘s still late, you‘re ghetto
If you file your sisters’ kids on your income taxes, you‘re ghetto
If your primary language is e-bonics, you‘re ghetto
And finally if you understand this, are laughing at this, and still have more to add, you‘re ghetto