If you rent dope fiend rentals, you‘re ghetto

If you hit licks in dope fiend rentals, you‘re ghetto

If you‘ve ever had illegal cable, you‘re ghetto

If you get electricity from your neighbors by extension cord, you‘re ghetto

If your name is the name of a car, day of the week, or liquor, you‘re ghetto

If you ever ate sugar sandwiches, you‘re ghetto

If you ever ate syrup sandwiches, you‘re ghetto

If you have a liquor store a block from your elementary school, you‘re ghetto

If your neighborhood store name is “The Store”, you‘re ghetto

If the house next to yours is in ruin and abandoned, you‘re ghetto

If you can walk down the street to see a freshly shot body, you‘re ghetto

If your teacher keeps Visine and cologne for her students, you‘re ghetto

If your rims cost more than your car, you‘re ghetto

If your car cost more than your home, you‘re ghetto

If your school has shoot outs like home coming, you‘re ghetto

If your really empathize with Pac‘s “Dear Mama”, you‘re ghetto

If your family does the electric slide at every get together, you‘re ghetto

If someone you know acts like someone from Friday, you‘re ghetto

If you‘ve spent food stamps to make enough change for your mother’s cigarettes, you‘re ghetto

If you have peeled your homeboys for their lighters, now you have five, you‘re ghetto

If your sister or girlfriend have gunshot and knife wounds but never served in the service, you‘re ghetto

If you use dope fiend’s name at rent-a-center, you‘re ghetto

If you ever paid for sex with a blunt, a fifth of something, or McDonalds, you‘re ghetto

If your rent is forty dollars, and it‘s still late, you‘re ghetto

If you file your sisters’ kids on your income taxes, you‘re ghetto

If your primary language is e-bonics, you‘re ghetto

And finally if you understand this, are laughing at this, and still have more to add, you‘re ghetto